My wife may have surpassed my mom, but she has a ways to go before catching up to unsuspecting people on the bus.

Also, wash your hands more frequently, because you can’t catch a cold from cold weather.

A certain “Madonna” would like a word with you. (The singer, not the mother of the Lord, I should have been more specific.)

This is just your friendly reminder that Cueto ended man’s career by kicking him in the head in a benches clearing shoving match.

I believe that the rule of thumb on these stickup stories is to wait three days to see if he actually trashed a gas station before reacting.

Maybe she only reads North Korean news outlets. They almost certainly reported that North Korea won the entire thing.

I was watching this and what was even more jarring was that prior to this statement the broadcast was basically giving Subban sole credit for the game one win (1G 2A). I am a Blues fan, so I was thinking, “yes, please change whatever routine lead to that game one performance.”

I think that the move is to walk up to people and say, “You are the only one that can see me, you know.”

I don’t think that it will make a lasting impact for the US, but this thing was never really for the US. It helps the rest of the world because we are the bad guy in this thing and it helps for the bad guy to win every once in a while to keep the accomplishment of winning significant. I don’t know if Japan and…

Brickman House always was more careful and forward thinking than his brothers, Strawman and Stickman.

Personally, I think of the old west gambler and gunfighter, when I think of Cash Masters.

I don’t really have any interest in defending Duquette, but it seems clear to me that he mention Trumbo over Jones because he was talking about signing a free agent (Bautista) and Trumbo signed as a free agent this off season with the Orioles.

I picture his parents in the hospital and his mom asks “Hey have you seen the birth certificate form for John William?”

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That is especially astounding because he started playing in the KHL at 17 and most 17 year olds are assholes, even ones that grow up to be good people.

The best cameo is Barbara Billingsly in Airplane! He has great lines, but they are made greater by the audience’s recognition of her as June Cleaver. No time wasted developing her character.

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I think that you are all thinking of only one side of the ball. How many NFL QBs would be willing tacklers on defense? Guys like Newton and Roethlisberger are big as linebackers, but are the going to risk getting hurt in a collision.

I am pretty sure that BERNADINO is a forward for the Brazilian national team.

I heard the opening “Yeeeeaaaahhh!” From “Won’t Get Fooled Again” in my head after I read this.