And I think maybe we should lay blame for the kids and the marriage on the guy who was married? I mean, we’re on Jezebel and people are still discussing HER blame over HIS marriage? What he did sucked for his kids, what she did sucked for her PR and relationship (or pr relationship?).

LOOOOL place of privilege. Would you like to have worked 2 acres for food for the first 18 years of your life, with no other income, in a former communist country in which shoes cost 300 currency units on Friday and 4 million next Tuesday? Fuck off. I speak as a person who was untouched by the American hardon for…

Sounds like Lush in Pentagon City.

Um... have you seen the rest of the movie? The other characters ain't running around in jeans. They are clearly going for a very specific look.

ain't that the truth! You haven't had salmon until you've had fresh Alaskan salmon.

Moose, caribou, ptarmigan, and sea ducks... Makes me homesick!

Fresh halibut!

I tried last year and ended up with slightly cool Thin Mints. I remain hopeful for this year though. If at first you don't succeed, at least you have a tummy full of cookies!

I bet you, given that they were British asshole boys, they called each other "cunts."

20% is your base? Man why dont you bring back slavery. 50% is my base and if its good i just double the bill, if its exceptional i let them fingerbang my wife.

Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

If two Ivy League-educated, successful adults are bad role models, my parents should be seriously concerned.

I didn't plan my wedding at all. I was walking in the park and happened to cross a man on his way to the grocery store. On the spot, I handfasted us using headphones in my pocket and just in case he was jewish (I couldn't ask, that would ruin the spontaneity) I made him crush a discarded can of coke. Mazel Tov! I…

Can the tabloids please, please, please stop getting their "news" from FreeJinger?

It doesn't even sound like there was any glass or anything else in the burger or in the cop's system, which, ignoring all the even more horrible aspects, makes me question how the lawyers for McDonalds didn't have the case thrown out, considering there was no evidence of any sort to back up the bullshit claim.

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!

Oh please, I hit 3 before I was 20.

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.