Periods are no one's favorite things until you have that first pregnancy scare. Then you learn to appreciate periods reeeeeeal quick.

she needs to be fucking single and fitz needs to stop being a fucking stalker bitch

must have been the seelie court. unseelies woulda murdered a bitch.

When you're smoking/drinking/etc you are acknowledging and consenting to the harm you are doing to yourself. When you eat fast food, GMOs, and other "foods" that big corporations try to pass off as healthy, you are being deceived and lied to. Your health choices are no longer yours to make. It's not like people who…

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Man, if I had a nickel for every time I pulled someone's teeth out "because they couldn't mind their own business..."

It is tacky, stingy, and self-centered to tell someone s/he isn't authorized to bring a date to your wedding. That being said, it is a much bigger dick move for you to decide you don't want to be friends with the bride anymore, unfriend her on facebook, and then show up to her wedding so YOU can see your friends and…

So many things to tell..I will try to sum it up but it is going to get long and weird.

what's up. i like my pop jamz and current events.

Hello, I am one such person.

A Heathers reference, Ya Heard with Perd, and don't give a fuck Mellie. Best Scandal ever?

To be fair, they started off as a pretty heavily oppressed minority, like throw them to the lions heavily oppressed.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

If they were really her friends, they would have given her at least a LITTLE heads up, right? Like... put on some makeup, look your nicest, because this might happen?

If you wouldn't strike an adult for a particular infraction, why would you strike a child? I'm sure you and your brother are wonderful people... except for that whole hitting children thing.

Children who were "beaten" won World War II,

That's the thing about those "studies," though: they aren't opinions.

Yeah and most of the world is full of stupid poor uneducated people, like you, who don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.

Those aren't splatters, they're holes. If an item gets sun-bleached, the inside is still the same color. So, if it gets a hole in it, the holes will show that color, and look very bright compared to the rest of the shirt. Kent State sweatshirts used to be red (they're now navy and gold).