A claim that isn’t even actually corroborated in the story. The point is that the guy didn’t attempt to misuse whatever influence he might have, which is how Gawker got the story in the first place: rentboy was mad about it and ran off to tattle in the hopes of succeeding in his blackmail. But oh do go on about how…

Shall I continue?

“xanax is addictive” - every doctor i’ve talked to

“Alprazolam (Xanax’s generic name) is considered a schedule IV drug, meaning it has low potential for abuse and dependence.”

Speaking of LGBTQ tolerance:

was skimming through a comic and saw a slight resemblance. am i off?

Because she’s conventionally hot and desirable by men I guess people don’t compute that Cara is not interested, and Vogue just hasn’t realized it’s insulting and patronizing to speculate on someone’s sexuality as a phase. People will love whom they’ll love whether you can wrap you little head around it or not, Vogue.

A bunch of people, the jurors, have considered your questions in great detail, and have concluded he was legally sane at the time.

She’s absolutely serious. A number of people who study mass murders say that the more infamy is generated, the more the act appeals to other sociopaths, whereas anonymity, being the opposite of what these people want, minimizes the risk of copycats.

...Are you being serious? Everyone knows his name. We’ve known his name for three years, you say “James Holmes” and people are like “oh yeah, the aurora theater shooter”.
I really hope you’re not being serious.

WELL THEN YOU SHOULD PRETEND LIKE IT IS AND STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR SWEATY, MELTING FACES

Oh, and she’s taken to hyperbole now, so everything is at the very, very far end of some scale of pain/tragedy/injustice.

Actually, I pictured his kids saying, “No, not Chopped again!”

Serious question Drew, do you ever think about your kids growing up and reading your posts like this and thinking “holy shit, dad hated our guts!” Just curious. It’s freaking hilarious though.

A favourite around my house is “leave the cats alone”

Jeez man - it’s going to continue getting SO much harder. I’ve got an 11yo girl (almost 12yo) and it’s getting to be so difficult to not sell her to gypsies. Not only does she still not listen, but not she’s becoming surly and distant along with it. It is now impossible for me to impress her, she clearly knows…

I think I’m up to thirteen thousand for “cut out the toilet-talk” this year alone. Christ almighty, do these little shits ever give up the poop jokes?

15.) No, we can’t watch Daddy’s episode of Chopped.

“That builds character”

But why the fuck would I ever think it was Beholden? Who uses that word!? WHY DOES NO ONE USE VOWELS ANYMORE/.