As a native German, I have to admit that the (nearly always incorrect) American use of the Umlaut to be cutesy/interesting/edgy is a bit grating to me: the Red Bull Flügtäg event, correctly spelled auf Deutsch is just Flugtag (“flying day”). But I guess it’s marketing, so what can I do anyway?

..uhhm? She’s wearing the same amount of makeup she usually does, and looks just as pretty as she usually does..
Am I missing a joke?

I mean, if you leave your keys in your car, and it’s stolen, you get prosecuted as an accessory to grand larceny. Or if you have a wallet with you while on the subway and you’re pick pocketed - accessory to robbery. This is the same thing.

Rich transpeople still may not wanna pay their taxes.

I am so happy for him. Forty years ago, I was a little girl who wanted to be Bruce Jenner. I wish I had known how much he wanted to be more like me. He embodied strength and endurance, and still will. I am giddy with delight that he is open and getting to be accepted and loved for himself.

Jenner also said he’s a conservative

Can we just talk about how amazing Terry Crews is? (I prefer to focus on the positive)

Solange’s son has been the cutest possible version of every single age I’ve seen him photographed at. It’s getting ridiculous.

Any repetitive noises that you can’t control are really irritating, especially in your own home. It sucks that you can’t blast music, have loud sex, or thump around your apartment without bothering others, but that’s the cost of shared space.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m an old, but I agree with the complainants. ESPECIALLY if it interferes with my sleep. Have all the seksi time you want, but god help you if I go two nights without sleep. Keep it to yourselves, lovers.

Look, no one wants to hear someone loudly fucking on a regular basis. One or two times is fun and hilarious but more than that is a nuisance. And I’m sorry, but you can control that. Anyone who has had to have quiet sex (parents downstairs, children in the other room, etc.) knows that it is possible to not have to…

...your mom’s apartment

Kim: Martha we are looking for a personal chef.

Very Dumb Teens Are Wounding Their Lips to Look Like Kylie Jenner

I thought she was turning into a bratz doll

I find this really weird and somewhat funny as someone who naturally has big lips. When I was a kid, I thought my lips were too big so I would look in the mirror and try to keep half of my bottom lip inside my mouth to see what it would look like to have “normal” lips. I really like them now, especially since they…

Is this a corollary of that story everyone repeated in high school about Marilyn Manson doing that so he could suck his own dick, or a separate thing?

Internet high-five, quash! I jumpy-clapped!

I think that I speak for a lot of us in that we, your readers, were pretty excited about the change over in Jezebel staff. There has been a noticeable improvement in the angles taken on different pieces, there is less of a “mean girls” quality to a lot of the posts, and the odds of there being another Lena Dunham…

There seems to have been a mix-up: this was not the work of a callous asshole, this was the work of a racist piece of shit. It’s a common mistake, as their territories tend to overlap significantly.