It would be horrible if someone were to publish an Amazon purchase history for one Natasha Vargas-Cooper.

Great story. Thanks.

Right, yes, mmm-hmm, there’s no world outside eBay and everyone who exists in that world besides you is miserable. Yes. *pats head*

Mmm-hmm, like I said, tell whatever lies, believe what ever baseless assumptions, make whatever generalizations, play whatever semantic games and cast whatever aspersions are necessary to make you feel better about being empty inside.

But in your first comment you painted yourself as just a poor, desperate parent working the only job available to you and still barely making ends meet. You should’ve stuck with that, it was much more sympathetic.

Why in the world would you assume you know what taxes I pay? You are one of the weirdest motherfuckers I’ve encountered on this site, and that’s saying a lot.

Oh my god, you’re the person who makes $6425 a week just using their computer! ;)

Yes spending tons of money with the intention of reselling it for higher than it’s worth is a great way to pay off the house you bought but couldn’t afford.

LOL! EXCELLENT parody of a Jezebel comment. You really nailed the self-righteous tone and even worked in a few buzzwords. Very well done. I give it an A-.

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.

Agree with Tom + Lorenzo but LOL at “costumers.” I had to fight with my phone to even get it to allow that spelling.

I love my corgi to distraction but I wouldn’t let her close to a baby for love or money. Bitch’ll bite a brat. I’ve tried to work with her but it’s just been easier to keep her away from children. I am jealous of people who have dogs that are like Nana in Peter Pan, but no way was Nana a corgi.

My niece is obsessed with my corgi. She loves her so much. That corgi is going to regret initiating play in a couple of years.

Yeah, and that was a big dog. Also not crazy about the Mom encouraging the toddler to tease the dog by offering scraps then yanking them away. That kid’s going to lose a finger.

I like how at 0:22 the dog actually sat on the baby’s head and Dad just kept filming so he could upload the video to YouTube. That is a family with priorities.

The dog’s body language is totally “Chase me! Chase me! What’s wrong with this puppy? Its eyes have opened, it should be ready to play!”

Tucker’s all “yeah, you’re on all fours now, but can you do my CRAZY SPIN MOVE, MOTHERFUCKER?? Didn’t think so! FACED, byatch!”

In two years:

GET UP YOU DUMB FUCK I HATE YOU