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i think i celebrated drew winning chopped harder than i did when my Spurs won the title last year. i’m not ashamed of this .

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

To the guy that correctly diagnosed my anal fissure during an “ask the Deadspin staff” session:

This wasn’t my experience but it’s pretty awful.

I thank you for that genuine LOL.

Phone call between my husband and cold calling boiler room stock broker:

Thanks for telling this story, because yes, older more established women can be allies, but they can also very much be part of the problem too.

I work at a university, and two years ago I sat on an admissions committee. Our prospective students (this is a graduate program) are asked to submit short videos that tell us a little bit about themselves and why they want to come to our program.

I’m really starting to think you’re a Pinkham burner since you’ve been following me around the Gawkerverse leaving the same exact comment for the past hour now. Look if you want to defend his thought’s on ghetto spanish, unnatractive women on commercials not giving him a woody, or the creepy things he’s written about

When I call a judge’s chambers or opposing counsel to set up a hearing or mediation and get asked “So what’s *his* name/email/number?” “Who?” “The attorney handling this matter.”

It was ubertrout.livejournal.com

Well that was fucking depressing. Jesus.

Thank you for alerting us of this. Something about him always rubbed me verrrrry wrong; it was very Schwyzer-esque, in a whole “I’m over-compensating for my own prejudices by being almost comically aggressive and hostile.”

They most certainly are. Especially those who pretend to be a certain way so they can write for popular websites.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

The second one, definitely! But at this day and age, the 1st and 3rd are really grandma hair. If you consider "mom" age to be 30-50, you will be hard-pressed to find women in that age range rocking those, but will find plenty of 60-70 year old women with them.

I despise the rule that women over "insert age" should not have long hair. Luckily, I'm blessed with thick wavy Italian hair, I have 4 kids, and have always rocked my long hair. I'm 52 and it's at my waist. When said kids were little, braids, ponytails, buns, etc. Same for work. I get the most compliments on my

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