Honestly Jaden Smith and Dr. Ruth are never not fucking killing it on Tweet Beat.

Yeah. She flounced, apparently headed for Texas, and lost her center.

Yoga Nerd MD: Doxxed.

can i be the first tomboy lesbian to take this on?!?

I can tell you're upset because of how you're using capital letters.

I have to say, after all the storms we've weathered in the comment section, this might be the worst. I support this flounce decision.

Internet Social Division: I still cannot believe GChat lost. What do you do all day at work when you're supposed to be working if not cattily GChatting instagram links of a Mutually Agreed Upon Frenemy to each other?

For Christine, maybe it's just the lighting...but I feel like they really Bart Simpson-ed your skin out. It looks so yellow!

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

I always wondered what happened to Braylon Edwards' dog.

I would star your comment but my stars are broken :(

Also, this is a picture of the same dog taken in August. Add 8 months and I'd say you hardly have a "puppy," defined as a dog under a year old. (waits for internet devastating takedown paycheck)

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

No, they get off on completely controlling and humiliating another person. I'm sure these dudes also had plenty of consensual sex, but this wasn't about sex. It was about domination and abuse.

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As I recall (and I'm sure I'll be corrected if I'm wrong), she was never charged or convicted of actually pulling a trigger so the hyperbole of conviction "despite investigators finding no gun residue on her hands, none of her fingerprints found on any of the weapons at the scene" is misleading. She was charged as an…

yeah I know what and where the clitoris is, you're not the only MD (or chick) around these parts! I wasn't criticizing just trying to clarify. No harm no foul. Have a good New Years.

Hat-Themed wedding.

The "April Fools Day" keyword at the bottom of the bonappetit.com article would seem to be a clue. Amazing how many news outlets are citing it as real this morning.