"Why don't you love me?" cried the heartbroken hedgie. "Don't you remember the good times?"

Aw. I want to hug you just for doing that.

I once stopped my car in the middle of the street because I was so sure that a hedgehog was crossing in front of me. I waited for a solid 5 minutes (it was 3am, no traffic in a residential area) until I realized a)that's fucking stupid there are no wild hedgehogs in this area and b)it was actually a pinecone.

Oh, and Shailene Woodley wore it for a Vanity Fair shoot.

Sorry for the delay in my jumping into this conversation. The universe has been keeping me quite busy lately, but I'm always happy to see long threads that debate applications of the laws of physics. A sure sign that science is trending in the world.

Christ, if you're going to be "rich" at least have a modicum of taste in expensive watches, you moron. Rolex is so upper-middle "I don't know any better" class.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT.

Thank you!! I was so annoyed no one had thought to politicize this story yet.

Given that she's young and likely poor and there wouldn't be much they could actually get from it, either financially or in terms of punishment for her since she's already being charged elsewhere, I can see why it would make sense not to, especially emotionally for the family.

Her media nickname should be "Tan Nan"

An old trucker gave me some of the best advice about staying calm while driving I have ever heard, and it also applies to life and jealousy: "Drive your own car. Just drive your own car."

How do you deal with jealousy? I'm 'jealous' (if that's the right emotion for this) of someone who has a job that I don't think they deserve and they're mucking it up. Maybe just upset at their style?

Check out the rainbow parasol I'm almost done painting!

I marched in the NYC parade! Here, have a doggie!

I sooooo miss those 70s basketball uniforms! I might actually get interested in basketball if they go back to those. C'mon guys, start showing some thigh! (And I don't just mean basketball players or other athletes.)

Geese are scary as shit, man. I was terrified of them when I was a kid. I remember feeding them, running out of bread, and then running for my life.

oh this fucking Nanny State, when will the madness end ???? !

Seriously, horse racing! And those guys are super short too. IJS. There's something kind of creepy sexy about fencing though.

Ah, yes, the days when basketball players wore uniforms instead of male burqas.

How was this picture not used?! I'm genuinely angry.