You know how in baseball they'll do throwback uniform day? They should do this in basketball, have them wear the 70s uniforms, haha! It's the best style!!

Big Pippa fan?

Yes. I've never heard of this. Thank you.

Can we just give a shout-out to Turkish Oil Wrestling, the slipperiest sport in the world?

I'm sorry. How can #1 NOT be rugby? I was so distracted by those thighs I didn't get any further. (And I never knew I was a thigh gal.)

You know what? I'd never thought about it but now that you mention it male gymnasts really should just be wearing wrestling singlets shouldn't they?

Is it hot in here or is that just me?

i'm wearing white pants today. my struggle, thus far, has been real, but successful. i will let you know if* i spill

Yeah. I hope they mix it up a bit because we cannot all be expected to have the coordination of Olivia Pope.

I just don't think I could keep that much cream and ivory clean. I spill a lot of food on myself.

Wait, The Limited still exists? I guess I don't go to malls much.

Crayola box! Everyone knows you use the peach crayon to color white-people skin!

KINGS DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START

"KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START." IT'S SO OBVIOUS!

Zazu is a hornbill. A HORNBILL I TELLS YA. TOUCANS ONLY LIVE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. DID YOU NOT READ ZOOBOOKS AS A KID??? WHAT? YOU HAD FRIENDS??? WEIRD.

"I guess nobody explained to Mufasa that when a hyena eats a baby lion, the hyena turns into grass, and then the antelopes eat the grass! It's the circle of life, Mufasa! Mufasa is maybe not the greatest grass scientist."

The worst thing he did here was make me feel sympathy for the Italian soccer team. That's just cruel.

Nobody would care if it wasn't a guy who did the same things two times before, great point.

"Responsible gun owner" is the right wing's "No True Scotsman" argument.