I do my best. My best, however, includes a world in which interns have to watch hours upon hours of Brian Williams footage.

That is much more plausible than my theory. Thank you for the information!

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The dress that launched some truly hideous wedding dresses. Diana's- not great, but the dresses it spawned? The absolute worst.

I mean...how can you piss in this?

COME AT ME, BRO!

I like that this one comes complete with baby-bunny merkin.

Yay! I just got it along with a ton of other books for my birthday. Summer break-from-grad-school reading here I come!

One thing I've noticed in heterosexual situations:

Kinda-update: I went to check the room again this morning, and it's now password-protected.

Don't feed the trolls, people. They don't deserve to derail this conversation. This post is important and we don't need to be sullying our hands with #notallmen whiners right now. Please and thanks.

Iranian woman, Swedish woman, American woman, Indian woman, Canadian woman, Chinese woman, ANY woman are not symbols of anything... They are human beings. Full stop. Thanks.

This makes me sad. For many reasons, but because I usually associate intolerance with old, stodgy men who are in power (or want to be in power). When I hear young, college students talk and act like this it reminds me of how violence and hate can by cyclical. I like to think that the world as a whole is getting…

"...has been sexually harassing me since Valentine's Day, calling me non-stop on on My Samsung Phone and sending me naked selfies of himself showing me his penis."

What I have learned from years of watching Maury Povich episodes is that when someone says they are more than 100% sure of something, the chances that it is a lie increase as the percentage increases. Those who are really telling the truth will say they are "100% sure." The liars say things like "A million percent…

Assuming the case survives the summary judgment stage, Manziel should have no problems winning on the merits given the overwhelming evidence in his favor that he is a giant dick.

I immediately begin to question the veracity of a defense that uses any percent over 100