BETTER. THAN. OUR. DADS.

This is the finest most comprehensive list I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Bless this.

I swear to dog I scrolled down through this whole list just looking to see where Patrick Stewart would be and my heart actually started to pound at about 10 at the idea that you guys had left him out. I am so sorry for my doubt, however short-lived.

You're better at this than me. All I came up with was CruciFixation.

I trust you'll understand if I wait to get home before clicking on that link ;-)

We already had Christpin: it's called the Crucifixion.

I'd use this but there's just a bit too much stigmata that comes with it.

I think user roman_soldiers_lol just pinned Jesus to the woodcraft category. Better go have a look!

Here are a few alternate titles:

This is the calling card of a rageaholic, aka "my life is terrible because I have nothing to show for it so I pass the time by attacking people weaker than me".

Holy shit. When I get texts from a weird number, I ask, "who's this?" and when they are not someone I know, I say, "wrong number, have a nice day" because I don't want to RUIN THE LIVES of people who cause me MINOR INCONVENIENCES.

I get this. I am one of those women (that everyone hates) that loooooves being pregnant. It was easy for me. I had energy. I felt strong and powerful. My hormones made me feel in love with the world. It was the best 41 weeks of my life.

So...a woman finds pregnancy to be a positive experience and has waived the surrogacy fee to give three children to families that want to adopt, and we're going ewwww?

Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.

Yeah what's worse to pick up if you're him, "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle," or "Lance Armstrong's missing TDF titles?"

I'm gonna guess he found it because he somehow found a way to cheat at CAH

This article is retarded. Nobody gives a crap about trolls. Is this the sort of crap you come up with when there is no real news to talk about? :p