Isis bride honeymoon wear, huh? That’s soooo edgy and cool man. I just love making fun of young girls forcibly raped, impregnated, beaten, starved, killed. Lovely.

I think it would be an ADA issue; reasonable accommodations to be made for the health issues surrounding pregnancy.

I use regular pencils because the federal government is too cheap to buy us mechanical ones, and sometimes you need to be able to erase, yo.

I want to go there, so it seems that both you and the Times did their work.

As with all lawsuits for monetary gain, the realities of these things tend to be somewhere in the middle of absolutely fucking horrifying and absolutely did nothing wrong.

Hey no skin off my back. I was oddly proud of that guy. If you look at his history he's never had a comment get more than one or two stars and then BAM 4,000. Just wanted him to get his due glory. ;-)

It's a direct lift from a deadspin commenter and I have no idea why on earth this bothers me so much...

You’ll never beat 4,000 stars...

That's fucking amazing. I can't see how any person would read this and not be in awe of the awesome science behind it. Growing skin... In a lab... Can you imagine what other amazing things could be done with this technology?!

I’m going to pitch this at our next monthly section meeting. Somehow I feel like it won’t get approved...

Drug dealers are surprisingly not smart. I’ll never cease to be baffled by some of the things they do. (at least the ones who get caught; those are the ones I see).

I love your screen name and now desire guac

I know!! My husband used to regularly read buzzfeed and the day it was posted he called me freaking out. If only we could have parlayed into some money hahaha

Oh my gosh that is soooo sweet!

We couldnt either. Or rather, we could have him in the wedding, but he'd have to put him in a crate through the whole reception (even though it was outside and my niece volunteered for leash duty) and that sounded so sad. So he went to daycare.

He's a pembroke welsh corgi, just a color you don't see all that frequently.

But if I’m being honest, I saw a Pinterest one that said “my parents are getting married” and that weirded me out. So I went with humans.

It’s not “as if” he's the real owner... He runs the house lol. My husband and I lived in different states for a year and that was the saddest that dog has ever been. So I do expect he condoned it. :-)

Why thank you, I will use this time to post my favorite picture:

Tsa insta is the reason I check insta everyday. I love showing my husband because it scares the shit out of him. Once they posted a human skull...