I think he probably meant “I don’t think they meant to hurt him”. It flows better with the rest of his thought?

Yay my favorite resident-Jezebel doctor is back!

I know you don't, sweetheart.

I’m a federal prosecutor. I was watching a hearing recently waiting for mine and a guy on probation was trying to explain to the judge how reselling is a legitimate profession and she was just not having it. (he was on violation for not having a job, among other things).

Actually the quality is fantastic. I don’t know if you can’t tell from the pictures or something, but one of the main reasons I buy LP dresses are because the fabric is so thick and soft but breathable. I’ve never really owned anything that feels so substantial. (insert shruggie here)

I have nothing to contribute but:

My corgi is great with kids, but if he was in excited play mode like that I would NOT let him near a kid’s face. He isn’t mean, but he nips to initiate play. Just like that dog looks like he’s trying to do. Not safe!!!

As the owner of a corgi... yeah. They nip when they want to play. He obviously wants that baby to chase him. It’s not going to be super hard but it is going to be fucking terrifying for the baby. Ahhhh.

Hehehehe. Maybe I've become too skillful. ;-)

I don't think that's possible. These are the only two options.

It's a joke.

You are unclear on the concept of sarcasm. ;-)

Uh, it's totally different. When you are paying out of pocket for a birthday party, you have no right to suggest what your child may need or like. It's only when someone else is paying for your wedding that you're allowed to demand that people pay you in particular gifts for the privilege of being invited to said…

they seem like perfect for the beach. Another benefit: your child cannot put said jewelry in his or her mouth. What is not to love!!!

it's rude to make such a comment and neglect to tell your fellow commenters what brand you like and buy!!! :-)

I have a real tattoo on my back about that same size and I'm convinced it's slightly off center. I've had it for ten years now and can't get other the feeling. My husband claims it is centered and that I can't tell because I'm turned around looking into a mirror.

and they seem better than bangles that slip and fall around your arms. Would wear!

they are very fun! I hope they continue getting international participants because it's super fun to see how different the makeovers are.

totally agree. Eyes and brows are great, but otherwise they seemed to hide her natural beauty!

I thought his whole makeover was great to be honest. She looks fresh!