It's funny to look back on isn't it?

I love this story so much. Like that is legitimate torture.

I just switched from private big law civil practice to being a prosecutor at the U.S. attorney's office and I feel like I'm back in law school again. I remember nothing about criminal procedure. I spend my nights reading hornbooks. It's such an awful feeling!!!

My first semester of law school, final exams. I was so stressed, I wasn't eating. In fact, I weighed less then than I had since middle school.

all I can see is a cop that I need to put on the stand for something legitimate that I now have to watch get cross-examine with questions like "do you take your job seriously?" "Have you ever broken the law?" "Have you ever made a false arrest?" "How do we know that your testimony now is truthful" Fuck this guy. I…

So do we have the officers name and badge number yet? Because he's the real ashshole here. You are a grown ass man in a position of public trust. You can't make a fake arrest. Are you fucking kidding me?!?!

He should be fired. Jesus Christ what poor judgment.

hottie cop needs to be fired. Fucking really dude? She's a dumb ass kid. You're an officer of the law. It's your job to say, "sorry honey I can't prank arrest this person because it's hella in appropriate."

I NEED THAT SHIRT SO MUCH.

And who said women never help other women out!! :-D

It's like a dunked cone you get at dairy queen, except I think it uses regular ice cream instead of soft serve.

Over 600 stars in under 12 hours. Bravo.

Um, is this you? Because holy shit you were a super cool ass pregnant lady. I'm not pregnant but I'm still a little jealous of your pregnancy style.

Right? Thinking about it makes me start hyperventilating.

Yeah, I mean, I know a feeeew people who have had them and it was like, what she wanted. But very few.

OMG that would be an amazing thread.

Me too! I would 100% do it again and so would my husband. SO MUCH FUN.

We got married on 4/20 and it is very easy to remember.

When I was in high school my boyfriend drove me down to the big city (Charleston, SC) for a fancy Valentine's Day dinner at a place called Cypress (which I still love). Probably the nicest dinner I'd been on to date. Cypress has two floors, with an upstairs that kind of overlooks the downstairs. Sometime during…