YES! I have no options. But I assume their weird bodies just know they can't go?

I love this thread. I don't know what is going on but I love it.

Agreed entirely.

I love that we can discuss these things but still be proper ladies in real life.

I don't know which side you fall on but if you stand... don't you risk drippage?

My boss told me that she is the same way. I'm genuinely sad... it sounds like a really terrible existence. Being constipated is the fucking worst.

I feel deeply saddened for the 1/3 of the takers who cannot poop outside the home. How stressful...

I like that y'all are sharing the love with Buzzfeed. This poll was of great interest to me and I would not have found it otherwise.

I am so unbelievably angry at the idiotic coverage she's going with here. First it was the bad science that made me angry. But capitalizing off ebola a like it is actually a point about the wedding industrial complex is so completely and utterly ridiculous. But she's going around dismissing people so don't be…

I would say yes, however, even if it isn't what happened, examine the way he originally told the story: he basically said his friend got drunk and searched for 16 yo girls. Deliberately. And then said that was ok because the friend was drunk and it wasn't 10 yo boys. So even if you are right with respect to the…

Welcome to the greys! Where are the other logical voices are being quarantined because it is more fun to yell "EBOLA WEDDING INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!" Ugh. This fucking article.

What are you a fucking doctor or something? Psh.

Non-competes are one of the few things that, as a lawyer, I would never generalize to other states based on what I know from the states I'm licensed in. The laws vary wildly.

oh girl it is ON now.

Uh huh... sure. See this is why I don't confide in you.

It took me like, five minutes to get that this was a dig at me. To which I say:

I feel like this kind of attitude is what put her in this position in the first place...

These are massively common for employees other than CEOs. But especially in sales and healthcare. It is a hardship for the employee, and often the companies enforcing them are real dicks about it. That said, to my knowledge, it hasn't caused a massive wave of unemployment.

I can't believe I'm going to say it: But I agree with Megyn Kelly today.

WHAT THE FUCK.