He's a slutty paperclip, that's for sure. #slutshaming #paperclips

Don't be surprised if your next kid comes out looking like a binder clip.

It is such an amazing comment! Makes me think I should shut up more. :-D

I love everything about it. The cut isn't quite right for her... she needs a shorter torso (or it needs a longer torso for her) but despite it, I'd still wear it.

Exactly!

And also everyone got an iPod.

You so do. I totally agree.

No. I would not call him a thug, ordinarily, it was just a good way to make this comment. :-D You need the book. I reread last night just to make sure I was properly remembering and it was very funny.

Both. I got mine for like $4 on amazon (used copy) and it was worth it.

I know! I love it so much.

Yep! I bought a copy off of Amazon for like $3. It is very funny, and there are actually some good recipes. He uses silly measurements (a dime bag of spice) which bothers some people but he puts a conversion table in there so I'm not sure why people hate it so much. :-D

You should use this time to promote the only Thug Cookbook anyone ever needs:

453 people don't deserve to be here

Leeks are divine! Nom nom nom.

Hear, hear.

I think there was once an informal poll over on groupthink (which used to be more associated with Jez but now is mostly a commenting side blog) and the oldest commenter was 70. :-D

Hi! *waves*. Very exciting. Welcome cool new lady writers!

He's like, "come on man, give me a break!" I love matlock so much. One of my favorite classic shoes.

Me too! I'm still average and not heavy, but when I was younger I was so much more fit, and I hated myself. The increased confidence is lovely.

The College of Charleston (my alma mater, I forgot not everyone knows what it stands for) bought like 3,000 copies and assigned it for summer reading for the incoming freshman class last year. The state of SC promptly freaked out (lesbians! masturbation!) and there was a bunch of news surround it. They docked CofC…