True.

Not only is it real, it is from last May and is STILL on their twitter account! In the past 4 months no one has had the good sense to delete it.

Yeah that line was one of those cute phrases that sounds like a good thing to put on twitter till you realize it makes absolutely 0 sense.

She clearly didn't do anything to her legs. It is her face that looks odd.

Oh god. Please tell me she didn't kind of darken her skin in these two:

Yeah. Like I love, love cooking. Would I love being a chef? Hell no. Then I'd have to cook whatever the asshole ordering wants haha.

Yep. Most people don't love their jobs, and that is OK. But I have so many friends that are serially job searchers. They get great jobs but they don't get SATISFACTION from it and I think the idea that a job is supposed to make them happy has set them up to fail to find both an adequate job and happiness.

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" has always struck me as one of the most classist "proverbs" to ever exist. Nice sentiment if you happen to be one of those people with enough money to do whatever the fuck you want all the time.

Hahaha. I think the problem is, especially for some of these side blogs that are only monitored by one or two authors, is that they recommend some of the first few comments on each article and then give up. It is SO annoying.

I KNOW. Why won't he pull this amazing-ness out of the greys!!

I WANT IT SO MUCH.

I really, really like this look. I love the highlight to the waistline. Would 100% wear to work if I could ever afford it.

It gets really terrifying toward the end!

Sorry, there are too many comments for me to wade through and see if someone had already posted this awesome Oatmeal Comic on mantis shrimp. If not, here:

not very well!

Hey! Hey now......

I should hope that even my grossest fellow South Carolinians know that dip, in that sense, is not food. I mean, you aren't even supposed to swallow.

Chewing tobacco and dip, to me, are two different things. Neither of which qualifies as a food, even in South Carolina, haha.

this happened to me once except I was in college, it was a guy, and his mom worked at lip smackers, which made more types of shitty make up than I ever knew. Still I was excited.

me too! Honestly that makes more sense.