Apparently we do. I don't recall there being some insane number of dips in my childhood. Dip is awesome. You'd think the state would be much happier with that much dip.

Grouper for Florida is totally reasonable. But what the fuck is "dip" for South Carolina? Like, dip is not a food SC. Stop being so fucking country man y'all making me look bad.

OMG I LOVE IT. It is so obnoxiously cat lady. I'm not a cat person, myself, but our dog was definitely a big part of our wedding.

Yeah. When you look like Jolie, you can afford to put yourself in an "ugly" dress. Us mere mortals, however...

I thought it was both, too. Hello! says it is just the veil, but I'm sure they don't actually know. They are probably guessing like the rest of us!

I was just going by what the Hello! article said:

Will this be the thing that finally gets Cee Lo off of fucking mainstream TV? It boggles the mind, truly.

Reading your invitation made me realize the answer to this post by Gawker. I swear more because not only do I have to put up with this fucking bullshit, I'm not longer in the mood to let it slide.

The real travesty is paying a fucking calligrapher. Yes, your invitations look so preeety but you know what? I have nice handwriting and it went just fucking fine. And I got my envelopes looking just how I wanted.

Yes! I knew there was an article but I honestly didn't think it was Jez.

Or "nude" shoes? Or flesh colored bandaids. Or a million other things!

Exactly.

Since most photography lighting is meant to highlight white skin, I imagine lighting is an issue. I've always thought it was odd that in six years they haven't managed to get the lighting for his skin tone correct, but it just shows you yet another type of bias there is for for white skin.

I guess the shoulders are a little bit, but the real problem with the suit is he needs a pop of color so as not to wash him out. #helpful #iamavailableforhire #yesiusehashtagsonjezcomeatmebro

Our wedding vows incorporated a lot of this kind of stuff. I promise to support you through change. I promise to focus on the good when it gets bad. I promise to keep my health so I don't die and leave your ass with three kids to raise alone. Etc. etc.

I thought Fred Armisen was gay, so I guess we are both terrible?

I also have a bland name. I could tell you my name right now and the chance you'd track me down is pretty low (provided you don't review my extensive commenting history, haha). But at least I don't have a cheater's website tacked onto it!

Obligatory post for me on all AshleyMadison.com posts: My nieces are named Ashley and Madison and I seriously hate my step-sister for being so damn bland and predictable they ended up with these names. (The site famously picked the two most popular and boring names from successive years to form the name). Also it…

We have a place like that in Tampa. Yeah Tampa isn't like THE BIG CITY(tm) but it is very much IN the city.

I used to go to a dairy farm down the street that was like this. Fresh dairy, cheese, eggs, honey, etc.