Do you know how many attorneys are friends with judges? (I mean "you" in the abstract, btw). Especially in a small legal community, everyone knows the judges. I am a really young lawyer in my town, relatively speaking, and I know probably 10 of the judges on a first name basis (and the rest from just seeing them all…

We also had an older manager who banned the word "skeet," which he'd used a few times because other people had used it (yes, saying "aw, skeet, skeet," was still a thing back then), when he learned what it meant. Only he banned it by writing on the large wipe off board "No more saying 'skeet'," which made it so much…

Whenever a large party would leave (thus opening up one of the three 12-person tables we had available), and we had a wait for large parties, one of the former managers at the last restaurant I worked at would get a group of servers together and say, "Let's go gang bang that table," meaning "let's get it cleaned up…

I am super annoyed that we don't know WHO DREW THEM?? Was it a team member with an artistic streak? Did Richt get pissed at some kid who was doodling at practice? I have to know.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE

I think the important thing is that you don't hate puppies because of how you got a puppy. What a bad prank !

I know! Why would you do that to your kid!!

This popped up on my google plus today, and I find it pretty funny:

I've never been a steak person, either. Give me a good fish almost any day.

At the time of this story (pushing 7 years ago!) I was on the eve of going to law school and never waiting tables again. I had a lot of snarky arguments with customers then. This one actually worked out really well, haha. The guy left me a much larger tip than I suspected.

I know, right? It isn't quite so cheap anymore I don't think. But even then (7 years ago) it was cheap even for the area.

The few times it works... It is so damn satisfying.

I always loved rationalizing with the really irrational ones.

Huh. I hadn't even noticed.

Honestly when I read your introduction I was a little saddened; she always seemed like a dog person to me. TEAM DOG 4 LYFE.

I did, too! My hair style was totally based off of a bun of hers. Gah.

Sometimes I hate myself for loving T. Swift's style so much, but whatever, I'm a boring white lady professional, OK?!? Also I'm getting that haircut this weekend. It is decided.

Bad ass 15 year old girl! If I were her parents, I'd be furious with the man, to be sure, but I'd be so proud of my daughter for standing up for herself.

I've been begging my friends to do a relay in tutus for YEARS. Fuck off non-runners. We can run in what we want!

Me too. Also, I work 10-12 hours days EVERY DAMN DAY. It doesn't matter that I'm not in Wisconsin.