therealponyshark
TheRealPonyShark
therealponyshark

“officers had to aggressively apply their brakes on their squad car to avoid making contact with the other vehicle”

Young and naive is a great thing to be.  Better than old, corrupt, and fucking dumb as shit like this idiot. 

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

If anything, that quote seems to reinforce the impression that he considers the Caucasian characters to be more than their skin color but considers skin color to be the defining characteristic of the non-Caucasian characters.

Just called my dog, but he won’t pick up.

He’s already got the cancer, it’s not like he can get more cancer.

Most dogs prefer licking their own balls. That doesn’t mean McDonald’s is good.

Groneing has claimed that the colour yellow was to “make it stand out”.

I KNOW!!! Making white people yellow and everyone else roughly the color they are in real life is doing nothing to break stereotypes, wtf is he on about?

“The fact that the Simpsons are yellow and not the color that passes for Caucasian in cartoons, that Mickey Mouse pink, that’s intentional. It’s taking that pink away, and making it yellow. And then taking yellow away from whatever racist connotation that that has had. And that was intentional. As many people

“It’s taking that pink away, and making it yellow. And then taking yellow away from whatever racist connotation that that has had. And that was intentional.”

I keep them right next to the dildos. Locked up and hidden. 

Is it like inflation? Too many thoughts and prayers on the market will reduce the demand for them? 

I keep my thoughts and prayers locked away in a safe place, so that any kids or mentally deranged people in my house can’t accidentally take one of those thoughts or prayers and use it in a way that was not intended.  I learned my lesson after my 5 year old nephew found an unattended thought in my house and started

I find your language repulsive, you are cheapening sincere thoughts and prayers by offering them to snowflakes who had their feelings hurt. Thoughts and prayers are the most powerful weapons we have in our arsenal to combat gun violence in America, so they need to be saved and only used in cases of actual physical

The moment when you realize that the reason there were no POC on “The Dukes of Hazzard” is because, in all likelihood, Deputy Roscoe P. Coltrane would shoot any minority suspect dead.

I literally came here to say that this was like the Reno Sheriff’s Department idolizing Fast Eddie McClintock.

Are we certain that this isn't a promotional still from Daytona 911, the spinoff/reboot of Reno 911?

I, for one, would like to offer my thoughts and prayers to any 2nd Amendment people that were harmed during the filming of this.

Perfectly said.