You can’t see it unless you click the link, but this give you the full effect.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

It turned out that the fans were right to mock the idea of this fight ending in anything other than a knockout, it just didn’t end in the way they likely expected it to.

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

You know what I say about Goliath? Fucking Philistine

“Y’know, this Goliath guy is kinda charming.”

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

I totally agree, but it’s easier to repeatedly yell 27 missed 3s in a row when “debating” someone at a bar.

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.

The Rockets:

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

Hey, a man has to dream! It's the shakiest the Warriors have looked in a long time, and dammit just let me have this. 

I think the Warriors will have an easier time exploiting Jokic’s defense than the Nuggets will have exploiting Jokic’s post game against Draymond. And Klay Thompson is a vastly better perimeter defender than Gary Harris.

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.