Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

People who wait to think about what they want until the bartender is ready for them deserve to be pulled apart by wolves.

Why did you get married when you were 16?

Girlfriend’s Answer: Get me a Victoria’s Secret gift card honey, thanks.

If you buy your lady some nice lingerie, I suggest buying yourself some nice shorts so when your women walks into the bedroom wearing the sexy outfit that you're not standing there in your skid marked BVDs.

Pick it out together or don’t pick it out at all would be my suggestion.

“It’s advocating co-ed showers.”

Tony Bourdain has always tried to position himself at the cool kids’ table, with his fellow cool guy cooks from NYC, and then rips on pretty much anyone who isn’t a part of that group ... it’s tiresome.

Cannot stand the Drummonds, or that bitch from Farmhouse Rules to replace Paula Deen.

“Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story”

I used to watch Bourdain’s shows, but I got tired of his pompous attitude. Don’t get me wrong, I think Fieri is a flaming d-bag, it’s just that Bourdain’s the polar opposite, he comes off as an elitist d-bag when he describes the places he visits and the foods that he has eaten. I say give them both chef knives and…

I despise the Pioneer Woman because she seems so fake. P

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Facebook is a way for lonely narcissists to continually assert their need to be seen and interacted with if only in the most distant way imagineable.

At least you weren’t at the Arizona v. Seattle game. Try to explain this to a kid:

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

"I am the walrus."

Travel is never pointless ;)

Why would he have done anything to reduce the chance of someone else encountering the poop? Doesn't he have a notion of the inherent hilarity when someone unexpectedly meets a turd?