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Call me when they bring back Dr. Katz.

I had a thought along these lines. What is the most annoying time to take care of children? 0-5, when they are at their neediest. Clearly in the future, you would give birth (or just have the fertilize embryo deposited in an artificial womb, I suppose), and then have it accelerated and educated in a few months

Kelly was fired because she sucked at her job.  The blackface comment was just the final cut.  

I find it hard to feel sorry for NBC, or to want to punish someone for smartly negotiating her contract.   However, I wouldn’t mind seeing both NBC and Kelly taxed at at least 50%, with the funds going into a trust for workers who lose their jobs at bankrupt firms (think Sears, KMart, etc.) or in mass layoffs (think

“That’s my Robert, always peeing on things.”

I received a Community notification for this?

Remember, Mindy died almost immediately after her good act. The system never had a chance to counter that sudden influx of good, leaving her in equilibrium. Everyone else, even if they leaved great lives, lived long enough to have the hack make sure the were negative.

The True Lodge has gotten to them.

Should we assume that The A.V. Club will ignore this once it is release, just as it has the FLCL revivals?

That was Leia.

In news that would be on no interest to anyone on a pop culture site:

I don’t know. When I read Judy Blume’s Forever back in middle school, I picture the protagonist as being much younger.

Does anyone think they put bones in between the floor joists?

Which do you expect a Hollywood executive to better understand?

President Obama and Vice President Biden (left) sign the Affordable Care Act into law, finally fulfilling Hitler’s “Final Solution.” (Source: FOX News).

To paraphrase Stephen Colbert on Trump, D’Sousa is so intent at not being politically correct, he is taking the extra step of not being correct at all.  

To make his black love child he had with his maid happy?

Don’t forget all the good Nazis that were there to support Trump!

“Werewolves of London” just did not fit. I almost wonder if they had originally edited the scene to another song that in the end they could not clear, and had to match it with something else instead.

Oh, ho, ho, sarcasm! Oh, no, no, we don’t get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so sarcasm’s not really a, a high priority. We haven’t had any sarcasm here since about, uh, ‘03, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.