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Hmmm..... Open Face Club Sandwich

For the sake of bringing up conspiracies to which we will never have answers, Merv’s bike shirt had a triangle on it.

So I’m betting on Lando will turn out to be Leia having gone through extensive reconstructive surgery in order to fool the First Order. Leading to a show down with Ben Solo where she has the immortal line “No. I am your mother.”

“But wait!  The skyscraper is owned by a foreign company!”

A) As many have pointed out, it provides an even playing field.

My girlfriend is a vegetarian, I am not, so We’ve made more than a few Beyond Burgers this summer (they are widely available in the Pacific Northwest). It’s not a beef burger, but its texture is close, and the taste is good (more like salisbury steak than ground beef, but pretty good, especially when grilled).  She

I won’t believe Blue Apron is really dedicated to the idea until they come out with the “Child Molester Burger” (Comes with Candy).

Why not the Woulda Coulda Gouda?

You can eat three, if you don’t mind cheating a little.  

If you are out West, find Spire Mountain Ciders. Especially the Dark and Dry.

Somehow you feel that the world’s been passin’ you by
Can’t help thinkin’ somehow they’re living a lie
Now I’m asking questions, I never thought I’d ask them before
Like “why” or “how” or “what am I doing it for?”

One for the Road is a great live album, and a great way to introduce yourself to the Kinks. I have a lot of their albums, but if I’m just cruising around, One for the Road is my go to album, and has been since its release in the mid-80s.  

Started off this morning as usual
Checkin’ out the mail and all the bills to pay
Maybe something special’s gonna happen
Maybe this is my lucky day

  • The Beatles “Taxman,” Revolver
  • Rush “Spirit of Radio,” Permanent Waves

The Mid-Inning Reliever was a Proctologist 

Let’s face it, Rick and Morty started going downhill when they revealed that Principal Vagina had taken over the identity of Sergeant Vagina when he was in Vietnam.

Of course, episodes 1-69 will just  be Rick staring back from the screen and muttering “What the fuck are you going to do about it?”

The greatest thing that John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd did for the world was use the Blues Brothers and The Blues Brothers to highlight some of the greatest session musicians ever to play.   They all became more than faces behind the better known frontmen and women.  Add to that preserving performances by Cab Calloway,