Are we sure this is the Riddler and not just Bane before he found steroids?

Everyone knows you have to go for the soft spot on Baby Hitler’s skull.  

Maybe he is suing because he doesn’t like to be known as the ultimate boner killer?

Actually, Thalidomide was prescribed for morning sickness, and was not prescribed in the United States as it never passed FDA approval. It did cause serious problems in Europe and Australia because it caused the limbs to not properly develop (both arms and legs).

That’s what the crowbar is for.

Seth caught the “vid at Impression camp over the holiday bank.

Oh well, whatever, never mind.

I mean who wants ageing child porn?

Does this sound like someone who has had all he can eat?

When the trailers started playing for his last movie, I thought it was John Goodman. 

Netscape went all in on the marketing budget!

But he is wearing Haggar slacks.  

Those who know the tragic trajectory of the story will nod along to every beat.

Now, now. Shakespeare always said he was rushed into that staging, and that the effects technology just wasn’t able to capture his vision.

Thank you for such a nice piece.  It is a great movie and a wonderful ‘zine. 

I’m just waiting for Taymor’s latest Disney IP Musical: Thor: RagneRock!

Definitely check out Lost in Space and @#%&*! Smilers, both are excellent albums up there with Bacherlor No. 2 and well worth a listen.

Don’t forget her loss of a toe.

I always looked at “Bell Bottom” and “Harlem Shuffle” as being of a piece. One of the best introductions for a movie ever. The layering of the lyrics in the background was wonderful.

Get me a two page treatment and I’ll see if Disney will take a meeting.