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Lionel Hutz Esq.
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I was ten when Star Wars was released. Needless to say, it had an amazing influence on me, and I can be very protective of it. I have strong opinions as to where the prequel’s went wrong, and how much it seemed that George Lucas didn’t understand what his story was or what made his first films special.

Jesse Hassenger is the A. V. Club’s greatest monster.

We know that Jimmy is divorced, but we’ve never seen his former wife.  

Not only does he have to spend an insufferable amount of time with Hugo and Ron

(How I hate Kinja. Full post, as written before Kinja ate the end)

It this has to be the end, so be it. I would have preferred an episode or two more that allowed Ruby, Kelly and Pablo to have proper ends to their stories. As it is, this really feels more like what it was meant to be, a set up for season four. Maybe that would be after the apocalypse, maybe all the Mad Max stuff is

They have definitely touched on sci-fi on many occasions. But if we are going to make each new season a total makeover, it would be great to see Archer as some sort of Blade Runner like detective, with all sorts of elements of 80s sci-fi/action thrown on to fill out the season. Trip to Mars? Sure. Road Warrior like

Strangely enough, the parrot’s cage is labeled “Caged Under Pressure,” and the parrot spends most of his time filming bum fights.  

And this macaw (named Crackers) can converse with everyone just like a normal character, á la Stewie Griffin.

Given a quality cast, writing room and animation staff, I have no problems with Reed morphing Archer into whatever he wants it to be, especially if they commit to it. Archer and ISIS might be dead, but I’ll take and Archer riffing off of Raiders any day of the week. And think of the other stuff they could do.

I live on the right coast to see either the original or the Broadway revival. However, two years ago, we got to see Jinkx Monsoon in the lead in Seattle in an incredible performance. The whole show was incredibly well done, and after the bows, the Angry Inch played three more songs (two Bowie, I forget the third) as

In slight fairness to the Star Wars universe, the “laser” bolts are clearly not simple lasers, since they travel slower than light speed.  They must have some mass then, and therefore would be subject to gravity.  

Late to this, but two points:

“A wizard did it.”

On the Tonight Show? No. It would have been interesting if NBC had given Conan a chance, but he never found his footing. Heck, it took Colbert a year to find his. Letterman took a while too. Even if you have done a daily show, stepping into to the 11:30 slot takes skills you need to develop.

If I see that the suggested links are Zergnet, I avoid them now.  It always is more work than necessary, for articles that are usually bad.  

The consensus Trumpian excuse seems to be “George Stephanoppoulos doesn’t tell people he publicly worked for Bill Clinton every time he does anything, so Sean Hannity has no duty to reveal that he has a private relationship with Guest X, who he is helping and defending.”

I always figured he was the guy that got Trump into watersports.  

Comrade: Putin only pays us if we say it so Trump understands.

One of the reasons I won’t watch his show. But between him and Hannity, Kimmel was embarrassing, Hannity is slimy