That's what Melania said!

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is pretentious and overstuffed, but still has plenty of songs that remind you why you liked Smashing Pumpkins in the first place. And I give it credit for its ambition and being in the impossible position of having to follow Siamese Dream.

The SLUT (South Lake Union Trolley)? No. But Seattle does have trains now, which it didn't in the early 90s.

So, how long do we have until they remake the Harry Potter films? Ten years at the most?

But at some point won't Keith Richards have to return to his home planet?

It does. Second acts usually pale to first acts, and Trumo is no Hitler. Heck, he's no Huey Long.

In part it's that the boomers, a large generation who are the foundation of the modern media culture, are just getting old.

What the fuck 2016? Can you not have nice things?

And bigger hands and better hair.

Someone should recheck the Mayan Calendar

Fuck you 2016

It's the show that gets cut off just as my DVR finishes recording Ash vs. Evil Dead.

Once you go Black Label, you never go back bacon.

Find "Road to Moscow." It's rather amazing.

Keep it a miniseries, put it on Starz, this could be a lit of fun.

Wait to you see McDonald's spring cups. They are using authentic Georgia O'Keeffe's.

If you really want to make your grill cheese something, put a pinch of grated cheese in your melted butter and then place the sandwich on top of this, so the butter fries and integrates into the breed while the sandwich cooks. So crisp, so cheesy.

If only it had turned out that Will Smith had been dead all along, and the movie was just his still alive daughter staring into a snow globe.

I would respect him more for doing that piece of crap than this.

Seein the commercials, it was clear that this was dreck, and a waste of everyone's time. And now, having read the review, it turns out it is even worse than I could have imagine. At least the movie I imagine, while maudlin, had some magic too it. This is just terrible.