That's just what dust would say.

On Seattle Sports Talk Radio it was suggested that you put the ball on the 40 yard line, have each team send out their heaviest player, shirtless to the goal line, and the first person to control the ball wins the game. It has the bonus of making the 40 yard dash actually mean something.

Or the most evil muppet ever.

I looking forward to live, uncensored Colbert on Showtime. And I have s feeling Stewart will make an appearance.

I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Aldis Lamp.

With falafel in hand.

Dean Koontz. He just types random letters, and when it looks long enough, hits the space bar.

If every Brown/Howard/Hanks movie generates reviews as fine as this, may there be a million more!

If the show really wants to be anything worth watching, it really only has two paths it can follow.

Picking up? By the pussy????

If someone had told me in January 2916 that this election would come down to pussy grabbing, I would not have believe them.

Finally, after putting up with the crappy late-summer horror of The Strain and Fear the Walking Dead, we can get back to people that know how to do horror and comedy right.

Rambo is the right choice for this series, but To Live and Die in L.A. is the movie people should go out and watch. An incredible, intelligent plot, great acting, great action, and perhaps the best car chase ever committed to film. It captures the mid-80s as well as any film of its time.

I think Thunder Dome is the least of the Mad Max series, but I never minded the kids. There was a ton of thought given to what a culture that developed from a bunch of pre-teens would be like. There language is amazing, and well thought out, as was their development of a religion, cults and mythology. Plus Mrs.…

She was also good as the Acid Queen in Tommy.

Which is why they had to come up with a way to explain why Gunny Highway was in the Marines when Heartbreak Ridge was an Army battle.

Back in the late '80s, Heartbreak Ridge was in constant rotation at college. It's not great, but it is fun.

So that's why that bastard is still alive.

I thought he didn't eat the salmon mousse.