Simple truths of life.

At least with him reading the cast credits

Join the modern world, get a TiVo.

Is there going to be another season of Newsreaders? Hell, I'll take a season of just Skip Remming ranting for the entire show. It was the role Ray Wise was born to play. Well, that or the devil.

I read everything in Doris Kearns Goodwin's voice, which was just confusing.

So, you admit the Zika virus is false.

If you like your Childrens Hospital, you can keep your Childrens Hospital.

So, you think it deserved a higher or lower grade?

So, what does this have to do with the making of the Wilco album?

Not according to the Republican Party. Heck, they are almost Muslims.

Poor Michael Keaton. Keeps staring in the best pictures but gets no Oscar love.

Kristen Schall's reading of that line was perfect.

Jairo's way out of Bob's league.

"Sheesh! Cab, Bob?" Is an amazing episode, and the first truly great Bob's Burgers episode. Marshmallow and the other transvestite hookers, Louise teaching Tina how to kiss, Bob becoming a pimp ("You're going to need a bigger hat!"), "Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night," Tina's first kiss. It is nearly perfect.

Little known fact: He turned down Ben Kenobi's offer because he had already arranged a night of debauchery and coke with a waitress.

I was getting mid-70s, but it will probably be a normal Archer hodgepodge of decades.

On Fridays I can switch between Archer on FXX and Bob's Burgers on Adult Swim. It can be disturbing.

Dear God. Imagine what will happen when he finds out what a "Shake" really is.

So, stay with Bob's Burgers for my Rengency Romance parodies.

In the last commercial for this that I saw this week I thought I glanced Matt Smith, and I was sad.