Regarding Henry, the film in which we learned that the best way to make a yuppie lawyer a better person is to shoot him in the head.

I really liked the movie, but I downgrade it from the book because of the supernatural element that was added. It works within the movie, but even at age 9 I appreciated that the book was very rational, and the rats desire to be able to live without leaching off of humans.

My teacher read it to us in the fourth grade, and I loved it. The movie didn't come out until eighth grade, and I really think it is Bluth's best film.

On tonight's Mythbusters, we find out just how many Michelin stars a rat can earn, and how good are your knife skills when someone is pulling your hair? All tonight on Mythbusters!

I think you are confusing someone with the former dictator or Iraq.

Doesn't that assume the nerds playing have girlfriends?

It has been forever. HBO really should do an HD version of it, with practical effects, or at least remaster it, if possible. It and the turning on the TV to static at the start it the show are the indelible marks of HBO. They did keep the fiber optic "HBO" forever. And I love that they kept the "on to static, " which…

Have you taken a gander at the butter dish?

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: Electric Boogaloo

So, the terrorist have won.

HBO Video Jukebox, where once a month you got to see six videos before my cable system expanded beyond 12 channels and gave us MTV.

Was it Nova? I remember HBO running a 15-minute featurette on it back in the day.

Bill O'Reilly, is that you?

I guess they really made a monkey out of you.

The secret to being a good expert in litigation isn't so much knowledge, but knowing how to answer questions without sounding like you are avoiding the question and staying to your talking points.

Lots and lots if semen.

Of course, in the Queen's English, "chocolate bar" means "dirty hobo."

So, in starting to think their is some giant warehouse in England full of untouched 30-60 year old British sports cars, but they are only available over the internet. Ask me how!

Undoubtedly, but she titled it Lady Catterly's Lover.

Just leave the pint on the counter and in a half hour you can chug the whole thing in seconds.