By the time President Underwood has everyone rounded up into FEMA Camps, this will seem like small potatoes.

Wait, they were not made up just for American Dad?

I never thought the SS would have problems with swearing.

I'm impressed the spambot found a brand new Jaguar E-Type.

I'm pretty sure Louise could get someone to give her their HBO Go password.

Yep. It appears Bob's is back at 7:30 p.m. as expected. Good News: No NFL to preempt it.

So, based upon the title of Tina's story, is it safe to assume she's aware of Lady Chatterly's Lover?

Not a bad episode, although I agree with Alasdair that it's not the best. I did like seeing how the kids tailored the stories to incorporate Gayle's desires and their grumpiness toward Linda. Plus the little hints to the kids "crime" throughout the show (Gayle saying that all the plumbing was clogged with tampons,…

I want a wine fountain.

Dagless: The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was…

The Euridice Experiment has a ring to it. Someone get a treatment on my desk by noon Monday.

Experimentation with drugs?

So, it's your fault.

But by the New Testament, God has had a kid, stopped drinking and settled down.

Please. Do you really think it was the Mayans and not us that got it wrong in the first place.

Part of my understanding is that the nacelles are placed where they are because they are full of antimatter and other dangerous stuff and can be ejected in case of emergency, with the impulse engines used to limp the ship to safety.

They should have just played "The Last Voyage of the Starship Enterprise" with Belushi, Akroyd and Chase.

You didn't hear that we all have to reset our clocks back 20,764 hours today at 2 am to keep the calendar synced with the sun? It was in all the papers.

Will some one just give Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett a sketch comedy show on HBO.

You've been Ginsburned!