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Lawrence Bonk
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What an enormous doucher. Everything from the way he dresses to the designer furniture that is on the stage for some reason to the way he can only manage to say a few snide words at a time in between his condescending pauses, it all screams doucher. Say what you will about Notch, but at least he isn't this guy.

I buy records. Seriously, I acquired a player in college and kept it, which works out because I happen to live near Hipster San Diego and there's a bunch of record shops. Good ones. I buy jazz records. Jazz sounds even more colorful on a record player.

I certainly know people can and do but it's inappropriate for you to put words in other people's mouths just because that is what you would do is what I was saying.

Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every

Fans were definitely blindsided by that for sure, and I do wish she had included that more openly in the books. But I don't know a single Harry Potter fan who has a real problem with this, so this guy will not be missed. Buh-bye.

Rotoscoping is an animation technique and cannot be applied to still drawings. If your going to nitpick make damn sure you're at least correct.

Reminds yourself that when you open your mouth you're probably wrong anyway, so don't take things so seriously.

I know there's a lot of hate for King swirling about these days, but when I download a game and wind up playing it every second I'm not working for an entire day, I feel I have to at least mention it.

I think there's something missing from this discussion- JRPG's don't have to be cinema. They don't have to be Hollywood. They sure as hell don't have to be set in some sort of futuristic setting.
What so many of us long for and pine after is a return to the simple joys of escaping reality by visiting mysterious ancient

A bunch of stuff. If anything it's been building up thanks to gaming becoming extremely mainstream in the last few years.

that's a lot of big words there but have you even played Fez? The game is a brilliant "anything can happen" puzzle box that makes me want to break out the paper and draw a map like I'm eight years old and playing Milon's Secret Castle or something. I don't know Phil and don't pay much attention to his social media

Oh get off it. You have no idea what you are talking about.

I wish a letter was enough to stop it. But it's probably too late for our generation. Maybe if empathy training became a requirement in schools starting in kindergarten and going all the way through high school we might see an end to bullies. But that's just one aspect. We also have fanboys who think that because they

THE PROTAGONIST (?) IS CUTE AS FUCK

It does somehow look floaty cotton-candylike and delicious.

I'm pretty sure he's suggesting a boycott of some kind toward their advertisers. That way, it hurts Kotaku by making the companies think they need to distance themselves from them.

Nintendo's DLC strategy seems to be, "If we give them a complete, great game, they will be happy to buy more content for it in the future."

Super Smash Kart is now a thing.

Oh look , a straight gamer complaining he doesn't feel included. The irony.

I've had to be three people this week. They exist separately, in spaces that I'm better off keeping discrete for the