Obviously but I see these VR posts constantly, over and over talking about how it's the future and how great it is. It'd be like (for me) if they were working on a new Elder Scrolls game and you were hearing for two years from the press about how great it was and how revolutionary the new mechanics were on a /weekly/…

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Aside from sexism issues, it's just so utterly and completely boring to me. Another muscular white dude shooting things or, if it's really out there, stabbing things. Who cares.

You're not welcome in either with that attitude.

Name 5 times XBL has gone down as a service in the past 5 years.

Instances like this make me lose faith in the internet: it keeps whining about Nintendo not making any new IP, and when they do, it whines about Nintendo not making another Metroid / Starfox / FZero / Mother game.

Some Times Everyone Assumes Metroid

So 2D Metroid is dead then. No new sequel in over a decade.

Name all those other issues. Because, you know... Not representing half of its audience seems like a big issue to me.

Shh. Let us dream. Please don't derail the hype train just yet.

same here. Mines a persona/what ever is free with PS+ this month machine.

There's potential for a Seinfeld-based proctology joke in this comment, but it hasn't hit me yet.

Word. There are some impressive looking games at this year's E3, but I'm interested in playing very few of them. I can use less of the city-wide destruction/explosions/machine guns and more of the intelligent mature content.

Yeah well I cant exactly fire crossbows at a dragon in real life. I go out quite often but this still seems fun to me.

I'm reviewing the game. So it's literally my job to do this, and in doing so, will hopefully inform people who might care about this. They in turn can seek out other games that might fit their needs better, if so they wish.

People are always talking shit about Nintendo, how their games are for kids, how their technology is years behind, whatever.

I don't like this at all. Nintendo crafts wonderful fantasy worlds. I don't want real world shit ruining the immersion.

Just to poke the bear here, why are you against laws to deter monopolies?