I try to keep in mind these are the economic geniuses that thought lending Donald Trump hundreds of millions of dollars was a good idea. 

Yeah, this is completely stupid. If people are using too many resources WFH, they can already get penalized by being bumped-up from Residential to Business by the utilities / service providers. Why in the fuck should they be taxed additionally? And I say this as someone who doesn’t work from home.

Reject tradition, embrace modernity.

“Why does tragedy exist? Because you are full of rage. Why are you full of rage? Because you are full of grief.”

Isn't Hulk just a guy with big hands... and big everything else?

Wow, I had no idea Gaffigan played college football.

I’ve been hearing of lots of celebrities throughout this coming out and basically saying “Fuck it, I have opinions, if you don’t like them, I don’t want you as my fan.”

Also, have you ever tried anchoring a body to the bottom of the Detroit River with an LCD? Don’t even bother.

The comic didn’t work because 99.99% of the dipshit cops using the Punisher logo have never read a Punisher comic in their lives.

Yeah I was gonna say this. It didn’t look that good on the systems it was made for and ran like it was optimized for about 10 minutes before someone said “that’ll do, ship it!” (as much better looking games run much better on my Xbox than outer worlds did).

What is it with these lines on the road telling me where and which way I should drive my car. I thought I woke up this morning in a free country. 

I guess I’ll need to get another X-Large ziploc bag ready for all the spare cables.

Dude, we only have, like, 7.5 billion years before the sun dies. That’s just not enough time to get solar power up and running...

It’s my God given right to buy as many dildos as I want. Merica !!!!!

I see xkcd comic, I click star.

I used to have a curved TV. It was curved the other way though.

It’s funny you call him a proven idiot, considering an art major isn’t a tangible thing to wipe something with.

It’s the only way to Make South America Great Again. 

hmmm I get a white supremacist vibe from your post.  Go away.

The fact that the replacement third child is also named Donald is especially cruel. (It’s an easily-missed gag, as Jared usually goes by his middle name.)