Anyone remember Deep Blue? We should just get them to host Jeopardy

*incriminating evidence of a tryst with Microsoft’s Tay and nazi radicalization ensues*

Albeit clumsily, the distinction is only to distinguish between nazis and racists as video game enemies.  Tons of games killing the former, less so the latter

“When should we see returns?”
“Oh, in about 6 months in the form of a corporate hack and or terrorist event.”

If past RE games are any indication, there will be an easy mode.

Checked with the judges. They said it counts!

So your main takeaway from her post is that she writes funny, not that there was some (at the least) creepy shit going on that they had to make a rule like that in the first place? She was like 14 years old.

Right? I thought this was “Assassin’s Creed”, not “Find the Nearest Oil Jar”.

Reject tradition, embrace modernity.

“Why does tragedy exist? Because you are full of rage. Why are you full of rage? Because you are full of grief.”

Isn't Hulk just a guy with big hands... and big everything else?

Also, have you ever tried anchoring a body to the bottom of the Detroit River with an LCD? Don’t even bother.

Yeah I was gonna say this. It didn’t look that good on the systems it was made for and ran like it was optimized for about 10 minutes before someone said “that’ll do, ship it!” (as much better looking games run much better on my Xbox than outer worlds did).

I guess I’ll need to get another X-Large ziploc bag ready for all the spare cables.

I see xkcd comic, I click star.

The fact that the replacement third child is also named Donald is especially cruel. (It’s an easily-missed gag, as Jared usually goes by his middle name.)

I for one enjoyed Jared/Donald’s origin story. He was born into a family that acts like a business, and effectively got fired from the family at a young age.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

ok boomer

Yes! All of this!