Sure, I’m probably clumsy with my wording. That’s cool!

Hah, it’s the mass and the cutting edge that’ll get yah. But yeah, hopefully harder to accidentally axe someone than shoot them.

I understand that the job description requires an immense amount of physical and mental toughness. I love football, but perhaps it’s not a great idea to knowingly expose your future leading officers to a much heightened risk of brain damage and deleterious behavior? Again, I LOVE football and I understand the…

You apparently don’t appreciate your food being both hot AND ready!

I’ll buy that NY has a more consistently good pizza culture, but it’s not goddamn protected origin. Same ingredients plus same cooking process, anywhere in the world will make the same pizza. Except at high elevation because physics has to be an asshole like that.

Thankfully there are a ton of women who would be great guests on Last Week Tonight (though he doesn’t regularly have guest interviews) who more than make up for the segment of men who would/should be worried.

Fortunately, about everybody between the ages of 15 and 65 at the early morning mass is also immensely hungover.

Why doesn’t the NFL just go back to performing the national anthem while the players are still in the locker room?

Wasn’t it ~$1000 on January 1st? 10 * 5000 is $50,000, not a half million. Even with currency forks half a million sounds way high.

Right, and I appreciate articles like this. We don’t need to hedge our health bets with myth/superstition, as such thinking is not without side effects.

The real absurdity is that there is a 65 year-old *girl* in your office.

You should not be prosecuted for being OUT of drugs!

I 100% can tolerate sharing a public shower with strangers over a “private” shower area with teammates/classmates etc. like I did in football. Strangers have no reason to talk or interact with me and I prefer that. Fortunately my office building has private shower stalls in the gym now. I still avoid stripping butt…

Wow, lot of folks here getting riled up. My take: I’m not offended by you imposing a quasi-religious sentiment upon my nasal expulsion, but I’m also not going to reply with a “thanks” because it’s a fucking stupid quasi-religious sentiment.

Plenty of smart people do stupid shit, and most of them aren’t even paid to hit other people.

With the advent of data-based messaging apps, SMS is not as ubiquitous as it used to be for “texting”.

Does he put pot in the fridge or just leave it out to thaw quicker? If he’s thawing it at room temperature, it’s still not safe to do because the outside of the meat will be in the danger zone while the inside is still thawing.

What is “the King’s Spanish”?

The only thing that bonds me with folks from back home is my love of K-State football and my penchant for flipping off the KU basketball billboards when I flee back to Denver after a couple days in the sticks.

If you flip off the handle because you find something in this list that implies you’re racist rather than laughing it off, you’re definitely a racist. “You’re the racist for calling me a racist!” Lol.

For real though, I grew up hunting and my only nice warm coat was camouflage so I wore that thing to school, around…