FUCK YOU!

Hear that. I just buy 2 - 3 dollar sauce and church it up with fresh garlic, mushrooms, basil, and parmesan or percorino if I have it. Heavy cream goes in if I’m really feeling fancy.

Maybe, but isn’t a liter of sauce more than the average container of sauce? I only say liter because I know a liter is about 32 ounces and when I get a liter bottle of Diet Pepsi it looks much larger than a normal bottle of pasta sauce.

I don’t know Luther Strange (from context he is most likely a shithead) but I would love to have the name Luther Strange.

They probably appreciate the fatty texture more. I love thighs. Event with the weight loss due to the bone they are immensely cheaper than breasts where I live. I usually buy whole chickens and butcher them though so like the guy above, I always have both.

Why didn’t he just use both handles!?

There’s a ton of variation in the flavor profile of one Rosé to another. 

Depends on the state. My parents live in Kansas and my stepmother won an AR-15 at a raffle and she had no problem selling it (no paperwork necessary for person-to-person sales in Kansas) since the demand is so high there.

“ON YOUR LEFT!” Given how many driver-at-fault car/bike collisions occur in Denver, I am not 100% against bicyclist riding on the sidewalk where no bike lanes against, but for Pete’s sake, slow down and show deference to pedestrians. A skateboarder did the “ON YOUR LEFT!” to me while I was walking on a narrow sidewalk…

But could a 70 year-old man?

It seems like a fairly safe position to automatically take any children born henceforth to a person convicted of sexual assault and murder of a family member into protective custody, but there must not be a legal mechanism for that.

I agree, but to emphasize I mean increasing the output, I say, “crank up the AC”.

My office does the bereavement cards across the whole company. We’re small number-wise, but have global offices, so it’s a Word doc that gets sent around and printed out. To my knowledge this only started about 2 years into my employment (after my grandmother died and I didn’t get a card). Another person may be…

The idea that sugary drinks (or even soda) dehydrates you is misinformation.

If you have a significant amount of sidewalks used by your neighbors, it’s nice to have it cleared off, if not mandatory (depending on your municipality).

The caveat is smoking pot in a car is scrutinized just as much or more in legal weed states.

I can understand a moment of confusion but I can’t understand how it baffled you to the point of commenting about it.

A ton of young, relatively healthy people looked at the uninsured penalty and opted to just pay the penalty. Need people with low risk to pay in to make insurance relatively affordable for everyone.

What the actual fuck?

Don’t grab a cold bear (nor a warm bear). That’s how you lose limbs.