Sorry for trying to bring about the dream of a true American melting pot, Hamilton.

Yet when you tell a small business owner they didn’t become king shit of turd mountain all alone, that’s socialist.

I think you mean “rogue” but presumably “rouge state” would apply to California if that were an actual thing?

I never thought about this before, but the dude is named after two different brands of gin. Is it any surprise he got a DUI with the parents he had?

In high school our football team’s annual fundraiser was to sell off chances to win a whole butchered pig for 10 bucks a pop. A local pig farmer would donate the pig. Actually made us quite a bit of money for buying things like Gatorade for the year, new water bottles, etc.

I spice it up in a bowl with lime juice, salt, and pepper. I pretend I’m eating ceviche. Or, I add blue cheese dressing and hot sauce to make it BUFFALO STYLE.

I got murdered twice last week. AWFUL.

I clean mine with water while the pan is still very hot and occasionally a little soap. I don’t think this would be a good idea to use while the pan is hot lest I burn myself, and if I have to wait for it to cool that’s kind of a pain in the ass. Anybody here strongly vouch for this?

I clean mine with water while the pan is still very hot and occasionally a little soap. I don’t think this would be…

Are you reverse aging? The gap between her age and your age should always be the same set number of years, and thus if she’s in your age range now, 1/2 your age + 8 will never be higher than Rhianna’s age in the future.

What did she act in? We’re not talking about the Clash of Clans mobile game promos are we?

Redneck barn weddings: When I was 17, I sucker-punched a guy in the face a wedding who was hitting on my then-friend’s girlfriend... because I also had the hots for my then-friend’s girlfriend. It was a step up from a barn, but it was definitely a redneck wedding, and the Boone’s Farm was flowing.

MACaroni is any extruded tubular pasta. So, that includes elbow mac (the classic for mac ‘n’ cheese), ziti, penne, cavatappi, etc., but not spaghetti, farfalle, etc. Counterpoint, making pasta ‘n’ cheese sounds fucking stupid so call it all mac ‘n’ cheese. Do you.

Drew, can you do a second weekly feature for the Jambaroo off-season? I don’t even mind if it’s 90% poop stories and Trump takes.

Are oysters really good, or do we just subconsciously aspire to fancy stuff that isn’t actually objectively good? I for one am all about them.

It’s bad to be intolerant of intolerance? If I HATE hatred, is that comparable to hating women and hating Jews? I think not.

Assume the position held by you, Boy Scout: “Intolerance of any form is bad, even intolerance of intolerance.” (If you’re not saying that directly, you are implying that there is hypocrisy in…

You win the Internet between the hours of when I read this and when I typed this, sir or madam. - A Non-Baylor Big 12 Alum

Perhaps, but it’s been my experience that people still rock the older models at least for the higher-end cards. People are still using and selling 780s and older cards.

About spit out my Diet Pepsi. LOL.

I just wanted a bland, flat-finish, no-frills black desktop tower. Unfortunately, the case I wanted costed about 25 bucks more for a solid side panel instead of clear, so I went with clear because I cared about budget. A few weeks later, I now have a multi-color LED ribbons in the thing which I turn on whenever I am…