I get that, I develop software for a living and it makes me feel like garbage if I spend any significant amount of time on the computer when I get home. That said, when I work from home now it feels great to work on a badass workstation at a desk rather than my old routine of doing development on a 15.4 inch laptop…

Are you alluding to the demise of SLI/Crossfire?

I built a work/gaming pc for $650 with the i5 6600 (not the overclock-ready k version), 16 GB of RAM, and a 250 GB SSD. I’m waiting to buy the GTX 1070 until I save a bit up; still playing Paladins and some lower-quality games with the on-chip Intel HD 530 graphics. With a massive SSD and the 1070 included, plus it…

LOL, I also did that yesterday.

“Why don’t ya’ll do something productive on yer weekend like clean your trophy cases or slap your stepson till he stops tellin’ everybody he doesn’t want to play baseball?”

Yeah, that was more words than necessary to convey “I’m a selfish prick”

Haha. They rereleased that at 7/11s near me. I was too young to try it the first time around, but I’m a huge fan of Diet Pepsi. My review: not as good as regular or Diet Pepsi, but considerably more clear.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

We went to a good little Central American joint for breakfast and they had very thick corn tortillas; I actually loved those. The whole “double thin corn tortilla” thing for tacos seems dumb.

1) Melts superbly because it’s already an oil emulsion.

I just don’t get the appeal. I make homemade flour tortillas which hopefully makes them a little less shitty than storebought, but either way, they just taste miles ahead of corn to me. My girlfriend’s mother was raised in Guatemala and thinks it’s blasphemy, but I’m flour all the way.

I am that annoying significant other in our household.

I was looking at it from the perspective of what I hope are some normal human beings in her life who will be traumatized by this; I should have thought about the kids who will hopefully benefit from the public’s exposure to the severe consequences of child abuse. You’re right.

You probably have great intentions, but you’re just providing more exposure to this tragedy which has hit the web.

I was in a frat... they’re all pretty homoerotic. That said, kinda a dick move to put wrought iron furniture in a shower and rust it all to shit.

I’m hoping Cheetolini’s longshot win is indicative of the Chiefs also being able to pull something amazing out of their asses this year.

“It wasn’t a travel, it the was the Star Trek Enterprise, I swear!”

Totally, and it sounds like you definitely get it. I just wanted to clarify because there are people like my dad that’ll eat stuff that’s naturally full of a ton of sodium and then make a big deal about a sprinkle of salt on a basket of fries. Carry on.

A medium tomato has about 3 grams of sugar in it. I assume any sort of tomato sauce, which is a reduction of tomatoes, is going to still have a considerable amount of sugar in it. Not like chugging soda, but definitely a non-zero value.

No, getting stabbed in the testicles would be somewhat similar, and even then less traumatic and less life-threatening. I hope you are not a doctor.