“Have you tried POLITELY asking them to not sexually assault you?” - The Worst Fucking Adult Ever, giving advice to a teenager

No, a run-of-the-mill punch to the groin from a teenager is not anywhere comparable to childbirth or serious injury. If the kid had in fact had a major injury because of it, that sucks, but it’s no more likely than serious injury from being punched to the face, and also avoids the ridiculous assertion she should have…

K-State alum and lifelong fan here: that was a douchebag move by Starks. I wonder if Synder saw that or not; guy is a senior in his last game or I’m sure Snyder would be having him running windsprints from here until next season. SMMFH.

Oh Jesus Christ, Roger Ebert was hands-down the best movie critic of all time and he made Burneko look like George Clooney. Us ugly fucks have some valuable opinions on things ancillary to pretty people too; it’s not like Burneko is shitting on Gosling’s ab workout routine.

EDIT: I think Burneko is wrong about Drive.

I love “Drive”. Even if it’s more the style of the movie and the action rather than Ryan Gosling’s acting/nonacting, it’s still a good film.

I’m totally aware that “white genocide” is a myth and usually said as a dogwhistle for interracial marriage and the like, but as shity as things are in the communties you’re speaking of, there is not “quite literally a genocide” going on there, either. Emphasis on the word “literally”.

I don’t know, both Dubya and Obama have pretty average usage of executive orders relative to presidents since the Industrial Revolution https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_federal_executive_orders.

I recommend “The Postmortal” as well. Read it while traveling last week and it was both fascinating and utterly depressing. “The Hike” is definitely a lot of fun though and a very quick read.

KC is fine if you don’t mind driving for every single activity in your life. Arrowhead is about an hour away from KC in gameday traffic. Again, lovely city, but it be sprawling.

That is by far the closest description I’ve heard of the show/acid.

Dragons, ice zombies, robots, wild west, battles galore, yah can’t have everything?

Currently 24. Thank god I turn 25 in a couple weeks and will immediately reach max intelligence, amiright?

Stick to “legal” illegal drugs, kid, you’re in Colorado!

I was like 16, cutting the grass on my dad’s riding lawnmower. To my horror, I discovered a few baby rabbits had been hiding in a taller clump of grass... and were now in several pieces. Now, I hunt and fish on occasion, but running live animals through a lawnmower is not something I aspire to do and I felt pretty…

Mark Hamill?

Is that a “Dark Tower” or biblical reference?

If you could magically guarantee that the Patriots would lose every single game next season, or you could magically pick any non-Trump to be president, but not both, which would you do?

COLORADO. Our wine is absolute shit but our bud, brew, and skiing is top-notch.

My girlfriend is of Mexican and Guatemalan descent (her parents immigrated from those countries). My family loves her and generally don’t embarass me when talking to her, but when they ask why we don’t visit more, I’m like, really? I just don’t understand how they can be so oblivious. I love them to death and want…

I grew up in a small town and one boy 5 or so years older than me came out as gay. People were awful to him. I remember making stupid jokes myself occasionally when I was in middle school and of course I regret it. He committed suicide a year or so after college. I am so ashamed. I can’t imagine growing up as a…