I’ll tell you what I am. I'm the guy on the street with tiny baseball caps on the snowman army in my front yard every winter.

I can’t speak for this specific game, but the hardware is certainly capable. Plenty of other games have you using both hands. Tiltbrush uses one hand as a color palate and the other as a brush, and the Valve demo software has you using both hands to fire a bow and arrow.

This isn't about supply or shipping. This is about communicating with your customers and providing basic customer service.

So they shouldn't provide basic customer service because they can't control every possible eventuality? Get the fuck out of here. That's a bullshit excuse.

I spent $900 on a piece of hardware from an established manufacturer. The idea that they can't do better than giving me a 30-day timeframe on my order is a fucking joke.

Vin Diesel? Vin "Plays D&D and once did a commercial for Street Sharks" Diesel? Are you sure you're thinking of the right person?

I did.

Does this not count?

Protest? Only college kids have time to protest stupid shit like this.

You strike me as the type who talks while he types and moves his lips as he reads.

Whatever your thoughts on the rule, Bautista grabbing the second baseman's foot as he's trying to make the throw is shady as shit, and he deserves to be called out for it.

Maybe, but Clones are expensive and he blew all his funds on another failed Death Star. He's got to make do with whatever dregs are left over from the Empire's war with the Rebellion.

Ah. Just talking to hear your own voice. Got it.

2010 World Series. I absolutely had moments just like this with complete strangers sitting around me.

I think you've completely missed the point.

I think he proved pretty definitively that he's not a coward. He just wants to fight for the right side. Also he's not a clone. Clone troopers went out with the Clone Wars.

Fair enough, but in the excitement I actually find Fin and Rey’s dialogue more realistic. That’s the way two people amped on adrenaline would talk.

I know I did.

Oh, so you’re not a whiny straight male coward, you're just a stupid spewing out stupid words. Fair enough, I stand corrected.

How do you know this? Have you been in a lot of dogfights with random strangers?