Where did you get the idea that storm troopers are all "friends?"

The entire post-Death Star scene from the first movie is longer than this one, just as exuberant, and involves group hugs. Not sure how this scene is any different.

A simple scene for simple people I guess.

The term "best" is inherently subjective. If you need to be told it's an opinion when someone uses the word "best," then you don't know what the word "best" means.

Uh, Finn was a sanitation worker, not a TIE pilot.

I can’t think of a Kylo Ren redemption scenario where I will walk out of the theater satisfied.

For all their insistence on adhering to gender norms I find it funny how the bitchiest whiners are almost always straight males. Boo-fucking-hoo for your lost sense of superiority.

When they're trying to kill you back, and are essentially space Nazis? Yep. Absolutely.

I came to Software QA from just such an arrangement (right down to getting paid a peon's wage for supervisor work). QA isn't bad. It's a lot less stressful and you deal with far fewer angry assholes. It can be boring sometimes, but that's what posting on Kotaku is for.

Software QA (outside the game industry). There's a lot of waiting around for processes to finish, then validating the results, mostly.

My job requires practically no interaction, but it's still a job, and it's still work.

No. For me personally it means I’d have to watch the movie, and the anime, and play any demos that unlocked game content or provided narrative content. That’s the only way to satisfy my completionist urge. Reading a Wiki won't do it, because the Wiki will inevitably be incomplete or lack context. I look at a situation…

I see them moving books around in the header gif. Do they ever get around to moving those refrigerators or color TVs?

Is that why the nation with the most armed civilians has the most school shootings?

“Why would I even use my hands when I have piles of guns laying around?"

You're not full of shit because you disagree with me. You're full of shit because you're a Cardinals fan. I thought I made that pretty clear.

You are a Cardinals fan. You can deny it, or say it's not relevant but we both know you're full of shit. In fact, as a Cardinals fan, being full of shit is your default state.

Sure thing. Keep on taking the bait.

This is exactly the sort of humorless drek I’d expect from a Cards fan. “You’re better than this,” just reeks of that bullshit, “we play the game ‘the right way,’” holier than thou act you guys are so well-known for. I’d be a lot me inclined be believe the Cards fans were the classiest fans in baseball if they weren't…

Because the city of Dallas is objectively a shithole. Besides, the Rangers play in one of baseball's better stadiums, imo.