therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

WTF dude?

Stellan Skarsgard plays the floating fat man.

It has all the cool stuff about RoboCop except no RoboCop.

“Big Fur” is one of my favorite adults films.

He realized what he did with the porn clip and decided to like some offensive stuff to claim he was hacked.

Pink Floyd made sense to me.

Therein lives the Kraken.  Phil McKraken.

Probably a bunch of GoPros

10 months away, there’s a chance.  My heart goes out to the athletes.  They devoted their lives to their events.  Sacrificing family, friends, income.

The Challenger explosion left a lasting impact on me (no pun intended). We were watching it live in 11th grade mechanical drawing class.

(Fact check: I only have one cat, but he is the size of two cats.)

‘Screw Amazon’

Wow!  These....suck!

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Yes the Lynx used to suck batteries. I played using the power adapter.

No, he should be awarded the goddamn medal of honor!

It might be because they’re painted.

I’m surprised Jezebel hates Game of Thrones.

When will these be available in laptops?

Dune looks so lame.  It needs a good trailer to get everyone pumped.

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I don’t know if you’ve made it to Berlin yet, but look out for Techno Viking.