What...The...Fuck?

Dude, where can I get this?

They should release a new Marble Madness based on their video.

They seem to last longer than “bend once” or “stretch once” phones that I’ve seen.

I’m sure they have specific (profitable) use cases in mind.

If it were a Tesla there’d be a software update.

I was just diagnosed with colon cancer and possibly liver cancer too, yesterday.   I saw that he die and cried for a while.   

My Dad banned HBO from our house. He walked in while my brother and I were intently watching Clan Of The Cave Bear.  It was during the butt-fuck scene.  

I’m not inviting you to my mansion party. The theme is “Bougie Nights”

Fixed that. 

Software fix? Somebody forgot an If, Then, Else?

I know when I read about these last year, they provided helmets:

Who would use this?  Not discounting other people’s things, but this is not my thing.

My local Wendy’s is advertising positions starting at $13.75/hour

The looting and burning of businesses certainly doesn’t help.  Wish they’d stop that shit.  All it does is bring out store owners with guns.

And he dresses like a fucking slob. Get a shirt that fits and wear a belt!

Let me preface this with I am a registered Democrat and will vote for Biden, although in my home state of NY we’re not worried.

But if everything was in a contract (and not just implied) then they have a leg to stand on. I hope so.

The only awful behavior I can think of is MBB’s father demanding a $100,000 signing bonus from any agency wishing to sign her. He never got that. But they were broke at the time.