therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
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I really liked this trailer.  She is very talented and has a bright future. 

Geezus!  We all know this shit is happening. Came here to stick my head in the sand and avoid the horrible news cycle for a while. So thanks you jackass.

Charlotte Awbery’s video (subway singer) may have been staged, but you can’t deny the talent.

A dead me.

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We’re not allowed to enjoy these movies any more. So just stop it!

The snarky comments are fun and all, but this feels just like 2016 again.

I think Don Jr. was just nervous.

My therapist wants me to try out “letting people have their things,” so I will keep my thoughts about The Office—or Garner’s prominent Dunder Mifflin wall art—to myself.

So your sympathy is conditional, depends on socioeconomics and race.

What’s going on here? Is he breaking up with her? Did she catch him cheating?

Doesn’t “one long endless wail for attention” transcend political parties?

This monkey works for Tesla.

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“Bungles??! I thought you said Buggles!! Oh no!!” -Ford Marketing Exec

New Jersey Carnival Amusement Ride Safety Advisory Board

Some people have what I call “car blindness”. They can see the color of a car, but that’s about it. No other details register. My wife has this affliction. I consider it almost crippling.

Nope.  Not unless they’re actors, directors, producers, who may get residuals.

Isn’t that par for the course in the entertainment industry, especially successful shows like these?

This

This made me guffaw.