therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

I really liked this trailer.  She is very talented and has a bright future. 

Geezus!  We all know this shit is happening. Came here to stick my head in the sand and avoid the horrible news cycle for a while. So thanks you jackass.

Charlotte Awbery’s video (subway singer) may have been staged, but you can’t deny the talent.

Thanks for reminding us, for the 100th fucking time, why we shouldn’t go to movie theaters right now.   I certainly hope this is common knowledge to everyone.  But I’m guessing no...

A dead me.

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We’re not allowed to enjoy these movies any more. So just stop it!

I’ve been binging Time Travel movies lately.  Not that you asked :-)

The snarky comments are fun and all, but this feels just like 2016 again.

I think Don Jr. was just nervous.

My therapist wants me to try out “letting people have their things,” so I will keep my thoughts about The Office—or Garner’s prominent Dunder Mifflin wall art—to myself.

Well, they hold the presidency and we don’t, so maybe we should start doing cocaine too.   

So your sympathy is conditional, depends on socioeconomics and race.

Total waste of time and money 

But I want a moonbase,

What’s going on here? Is he breaking up with her? Did she catch him cheating?

Doesn’t “one long endless wail for attention” transcend political parties?

This monkey works for Tesla.

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“Bungles??! I thought you said Buggles!! Oh no!!” -Ford Marketing Exec

Zoom is up again!