Yup, you’re thinking of Clarissa FlockOfSeagulls

I am standing here next to myself.

That takes actual effort.  Whereas just leaving snarky comments on these forums is easy.  It worked well in the last election.

I’m not worried about California in the general election.  I’m worried about the swing states. 

We will always be here to support you....and judge you of course.

He was holding the doors closed, and doubling as a backup camera.

If/when they win, she’ll be president Harris in a couple years. Joe’s dementia is already showing.

...and in 2 years (or less) she’ll be President Harris. They’ll no longer be able to hide Joe’s dementia.

I honestly don’t think he’ll last a full term.  

His VP choice will be president 2 years into the first term, once his dementia can no longer be ignored.

I have for many years been drooling over manual transmission Chrysler minivans

That looked like my last colonoscopy

As long as we TRY to make it work, and not resign ourselves to failure every time.

Your recipe please!

Ax grinding transcends sensible behavior.

I think Ellen has a crush on Katy Perry, as do I.

I can’t wait to watch this with my in-laws. See how long it takes my father in-law to react.

I don’t understand your flag and socialism connection.

This kind of craziness transcends race.  But it makes for excellent news.

People want to think she’s horrible, because that’s news.  The truth is always boring.