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Joe Patroni
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The average weight of the American male is 89 kg (197 lbs). That’s about 50% heavier than the rider mentioned above (132 lbs).

So many shitty shows in reruns, that people watch.

Fuck this guy.  He doesn’t deserve our attention.

They’ll have to raise ticket and food prices. $30 for a ticket and $25 for a large popcorn.

Why even bother? IMAX is the only experience you can’t duplicate at home, unless you’re rich like Seth MacFarlane.

Syracuse NY

Outrage is where you find it nowadays. Rich white people like Jeff Bezos are damned if they do/don’t. Say nothing and people are offended. Say something and people pick it apart. I have no sympathy for him, but can’t we turn the sensitivity knob down just a little?

That something special is a transition away from fossil fuels, the thing the company currently specializes in. It won’t be using this opportunity to train any of its frontline employees working on the actual extraction side to work on said transition.

Outrage seems to be wherever you look for it these days.

Niagara Falls

Just more bullshit.  And even if the box was filled with 22 pounds of gold, it’d only be worth $500,000 for the gold itself.   Antiques and artifacts?  

I know, right? It’s like when my mom says so-and-so got a new car and I ask what kind and she says “blue”.

I thought we wanted Trump’s supporters to gargle bleach?

I don’t think any company wants an economic crisis to keep you from buying its products.

The pen is powerless against rubber bullets.

Their movie library is pretty good.   

We need to build a giant YETI cooler around the Antarctic.

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Do folks remember killer bees? Of course you do. There were movies made about them in the 70s.

Obviously they decided the Huxley character was no longer needed, so they ended the role. Who knows if they’ll bring in a new character, or maybe even recast a different Huxley?

Those black ground suits are trippy. They look like a James Bond villian’s crew.