Akira was my first exposure to Anime. It was on laserdisc at the time.

“I have some butterflies, I have some lace and some little bows — a couple things like that.”

BTW:  I’ve seen this actor in a few movies, and other commercials too.  The latest one he plays an astronaut, not sure the product.

I like savings the money.

Assuming it’s all legit. I like the low miles, great color combo.

Do you have to be a slim, attractive, white, woman in order to use this pill?

You hate people too?   So do I!

Aw, come here Ben (gives him a hug, for too long, things get awkward).  

Multiple Academy Award-winner Ben Affleck

Oh god.  That’s gross.

I know. Sometimes it’s like trying to wipe peanut butter off carpet. But do bidets have enough PSI to power-wash my butt?  That has always been my concern.  I think I’ll still need both.

Yes sir.

No boomer journalists suddenly stopping in the middle of a crowded walkway to hunt-and-peck at their phones, no auto execs slamming into you because they physically can’t see someone so poor, just glorious, echoing emptiness.

I sing Happy Birthday when I pee in a urinal.  

Glad to see Richard Roxburgh is still working. I liked him in Van Helsing.

Why would Orbeez be coming out of the storm drain?   And he picks some up with his hand too.  Obviously fake.

Brought to you by the makers of insulin and Metformin!

I’ll leave it for the next person.

Here we are. Nice work, America.