Do you have to be a slim, attractive, white, woman in order to use this pill?
You hate people too? So do I!
Aw, come here Ben (gives him a hug, for too long, things get awkward).
Multiple Academy Award-winner Ben Affleck
Oh god. That’s gross.
I know. Sometimes it’s like trying to wipe peanut butter off carpet. But do bidets have enough PSI to power-wash my butt? That has always been my concern. I think I’ll still need both.
Yes sir.
No boomer journalists suddenly stopping in the middle of a crowded walkway to hunt-and-peck at their phones, no auto execs slamming into you because they physically can’t see someone so poor, just glorious, echoing emptiness.
I sing Happy Birthday when I pee in a urinal.
Glad to see Richard Roxburgh is still working. I liked him in Van Helsing.
Why would Orbeez be coming out of the storm drain? And he picks some up with his hand too. Obviously fake.
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I’ll leave it for the next person.
Here we are. Nice work, America.
Did anyone look at the service records?
We bought a new 2019 Suburban LS last month. It had been on the dealer lot for a while. It has the max trailering package and 22" wheels.
There’s a store near where I live called “Millenium Games” that has this as well. I buy my board game stuff there, and they also have a big room to play.
The last Monster Truck rally I went to with my 9 year old, they were selling those stupid Frisbee-Boomerang things. That’s all my son would talk about.